Crayon Eaters Silkies

These silkies are everything I didn’t know I needed. First off, they’re decked out in colorful little army men toys, which feels like a hilarious throwback to both my Marine Corps days and my childhood love of tiny plastic warfare. It’s like someone looked into my soul and said, ‘You know what this man needs? Tactical nostalgia he can wear.’ The fit? Perfect. They hug my thighs tighter than my drill instructor’s motivational speeches. These bad boys remind me of those glory days—rocking silkies during PT, running faster than common sense would suggest, and eating a crayon or two to fuel the mission. (For the record, the yellow ones are still the best flavor.) Wearing these silkies is like slipping back into my devil dog days, but with a splash of fun and a whole lot of style. The quality is top-tier, just like a fresh MRE when you’re starving. If you’re a Marine veteran looking for something that screams, ‘I may be out, but I’ll never stop being the legend I was in silkies,’ these are the ones. Bonus points for the army men print—it’s like a battlefield on my booty, and I’m the hero. Semper Fi, silkies forever!